✱ WHY I WON'T MARRY YOU & NEITHER WILL HE
✱ WHY I WON'T MARRY YOU & NEITHER WILL HE
ABOUT THE AUTHOR - PART 1:
Rocco was born and raised in New York. He grew up loving sports, the outdoors, and history. His parents wouldn’t let him play video games, so he read books instead. At an early age he developed a strong vocabulary and an ability to make words come alive on paper. He wrote many short stories while he was still wearing short pants. Growing up in a sarcastic family he developed a quick wit and an ability to tell funny, entertaining stories.
Always up for an adventure he has lived in several very different parts of America and has been blessed to have been able to travel extensively. His outgoing personality and ability to connect with others from all backgrounds has enabled him to meet many different people from around the world.
“Hoping that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword I hope to bring abundant laughter to all who are bored!” - ROCCO
ABOUT THE BOOK:
“Why I Won’t Marry You & Neither Will He” is a humorous, blunt narrative, of the rapid decline of the American dating scene over the past decade. Through firsthand experiences Rocco dissects the sticking points that have kept him and many others from pursuing marriage. He details how the rise of social media and the decline of social decorum coupled with unrealistic expectations colliding with mismatched priorities has left those looking for love disillusioned and discouraged. Despite having more options and outlets to connect than ever before many young people are finding themselves alone, confused, and unsure how they got that way. His book provides the laughs and lessons needed in these desperate times.
—-> The most politically incorrect book that just might save a generation!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR - PART 2:
An excellent speaker, but an even better listener ROCCO has gained much of his perspective on life from hearing tales from others. Able to find humor in all situations, his own experiences combined with those of the many characters he has interacted with has given him the ability to stay positive in any situation no matter how bleak.
“The days of construction workers catcalling women have been replaced by cat women crying out Cash App Meee!”
CHAPTER 4
“Because You are a Gold Digger”
ABOUT THE AUTHOR - PART 3:
Believing laughter is the best medicine, ROCCO has helped many friends through dark periods in their lives simply with his words. Able to give excellent advice, (but rarely wise enough to follow it himself)his own experiences, and observations enabled him to write this book. Often finding himself in situations many could never envision nor imagine, he has many more hilarious tales to write after this book is unleashed upon the world. Hoping that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword he hopes to bring abundant laughter to all who are bored. Enjoy.